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know when. We had only started dating eight months ago, but we had discussed getting married
several times, especially since we already lived together.
 Let s do this, I said, turning to the girls after receiving the key cards from the front desk clerk.
We pushed our three bell carts up to the elevators and once everyone made it up to the suite, we
began unpacking all of the decorations. Veronica found penis balloons, so we each grabbed a handful
and began to blow them up.
 This is the first penis I have blown in a long time, Kris said, trying to stifle a laugh.
 Girl, this is the biggest penis I have seen in a long time, Whitney said, making us laugh even
harder.
Continuing the penis jokes, Tania said,  I haven t seen this many cocks in a long time.
 Oh, when have you seen this many cocks before? Veronica asked, laughing.
 On Facebook, when Sarah posted those thirty cock pictures for Amanda s 30th birthday.
 Oh yeah, I remember that. There were lots of cocks in my face that day, Virginia said between
laughing.
 I must have not been online that day. I don t remember seeing that, I said.  I just remember
Shrek and since then, I am scared to scroll through the penis pictures.
 Shrek? Becca asked.
 It s a picture of a really big penis that scares the shit out of all of us, Tania said, laughing
again.
 We are a crazy group, Veronica said.
 Yeah, but we have good laughs and everyone is there for support, too. It s like we are sisters or
something, I said just as a balloon popped and scared the shit out of everyone.
 Sorry, Whitney said.
 Blow too hard? Kris asked, making us all laugh again.
We continued making penis jokes and finished blowing up all the balloons. The girls stayed and
finished decorating when the caterers arrived to start setting up the food for the evening while I left to
pick up the Bride-to-be.
*~*~*
 Nervous? I asked Ryan as we rode up the elevator to the suite.
 No, should I be?
 I don t know.
 What did you do?
 I didn t do anything, I said, holding my hands up in defense.
 Spence, I know you better than that. You really are going to make me wear penis stuff, huh?
 Maybe, I said as the elevator doors dinged and opened.
 Ah  Spencer!
 Come on, everyone will be wearing them and plus we aren t going out in public like I already
told you, I said, tugging on her arm.
Tania and Veronica both greeted us at the door with penis attire. Veronica placed a penis
headband on Ryan s head, Tania draped a penis necklace around her neck, and Virginia walked over
and handed Ryan a tall vodka cranberry with a penis straw. Everyone had penis necklaces and straws
but Ryan was the lucky one to have two penises on her head like alien antennas.
 I can t believe you guys are making me wear this shit! Ryan said.
 We could have made it worse maybe had shirts with penises on them or tied a penis balloon
around your wrist for the evening, Becca said.
Ryan groaned and made her way around the room, greeting everyone. By the time she finished
her rounds, she was ready for her second drink and Whitney quickly handed her one as Ryan sucked
on her penis straw. I chuckled at the sight and despite all her protests, I knew she was having a good
time. After a few drinks, she didn t care about all the penises floating around and she had even
approved Facebook pictures to be posted.
 What are the boys really doing tonight? I asked Becca as we peered out the window at the city
that was turning dusk.
 Jason ordered a stripper, too.
 I knew it! Brandon told me they weren t going to have one.
 I don t think Jason told him until today.
 Oh& well, what time is our stripper getting here? I whispered so no one could hear but Becca.
 Around nine.
I took my phone out of my bra and looked at the time; it was a little after seven. Everyone
seemed to be having a good time and the drinks were flowing while music played in the background.
 Ladies, it s time to play a game, I said, stepping away from Becca.
 Oh, what are we playing? Ryan asked.
 Well Ry, each of us brought a piece of lingerie and you need to decide who gave it to you. For
each one you get wrong, you have to take a shot.
Ryan s eyes grew wide as she looked around the room at the number of people. There were only
about twenty of us and no matter what, I was not letting her drink twenty shots  seven maybe at the
most.
 Did you just take your phone out of your boobs? Becca asked as she handed me a gift for
Ryan.
 Yeah, I don t have pockets, I said, chuckling.
 Didn t know bras are holsters for more than just boobs, she said, laughing with me.
 Heck yeah, especially when you are at a club and you don t want to carry it around in your
purse.
 Good to know.
We gathered in the living room area of the suite and one by one, Ryan began to open the
lingerie.
The first one she opened was a simple white lace, baby doll nightie with matching undies. Ryan
scanned the faces in front of her,  Um& Whitney.
 Yep, Whitney said.
Ryan let out a sigh of relief.
The next three she got right as well. I handed her another gift, which was a teal corset and
matching panties.
 I think these are from& Kris.
 Nope, Kris shook her head.
 They re from me, her friend, Heather, said. I handed Ryan a shot of vodka.
Overall, Ryan did pretty well. She only had to do four shots, but I think it also helped her nerves
when there was a knock at the door and a pizza delivery guy stood there wanting to deliver pizzas.
 You ordered pizzas, too? Ryan asked me, shooting me a nervous look.
 No, I didn t. I knew it had to be the stripper Becca hired, but I didn t know how he would be
dressed and I couldn t see what he looked like since Tania and Veronica were blocking the doorway.
Please God, just let him be hot and not like the stripper they hired on Friends for Phoebe s
bachelorette party!
Becca walked up to the door and started talking to the guy.  Here, put the pizzas down over there
and I will get my wallet, she said, pointing to the breakfast bar.
The  pizza guy walked in, set the boxes on the bar, and turned in my direction. Our eyes met
and that is when I realized who I was looking at. The  pizza guy aka stripper was Acyn from work.
My eyes widened, mirroring his as a slight smile broke on his face. I stood near the window, unable
to move.
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